Est. 2026 · Vol. I · IndependentHumanity index ↑ 3

ANNOYING FUCKERY

Advancing civilization one eliminated stupidity at a time. Report stupidity

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Packaging Fuckery

Containers engineered to outperform the product they protect.

2 cases on file · sample content

Safer for Children. Bloody Torture for Everyone Else.

Bureaucratic FuckeryAF 8.0

Safer for Children. Bloody Torture for Everyone Else.

A child-resistant packaging standard excludes the disabled from its senior test panels, producing hearing aid batteries that require cutlery and routinely cut their owners.

OPENAF-26-0013 · Updated 10 Sept 2026

PACKAGING FOR A 2-GRAM MEMORY CARD REQUIRES SCISSORS, A KNIFE AND MINOR BLOOD LOSS

Packaging FuckeryAF 7.4

PACKAGING FOR A 2-GRAM MEMORY CARD REQUIRES SCISSORS, A KNIFE AND MINOR BLOOD LOSS

The card weighs two grams. The rigid welded clamshell protecting it weighs nineteen, cannot be opened by hand, and sends an estimated small number of people to urgent care each year.

RESPONSE RECEIVEDSample contentAF-0131 · Updated 21 Aug 2026

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Engineering Digital Corporate Bureaucratic Architectural Automotive Automated Obsolete Environmental AI / Natural Stupidity